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The ‘Pam & Tommy’ Series Actually Casted The Role Of TOMMY LEE’s Shlong

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It appears that the upcoming 'Pam & Tommy' series, which documents the story of the legendary stolen sex tape belonging to MOTLEY CRUE drummer...

Teacher Asks Students To ‘Name One Song’ By Bands on Their Shirt In New...

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The erupting fashion trend of band shirts has evolved beyond simply admiring or being a fan of a particular group with even young kids...

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Frontman TREVOR STRNAD Stars In New “Couples Video” On His...

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THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER frontman Trevor Strnad has revealed that he is being featured in a new video on his girlfriend’s OnlyFans page. The death...

OZZY OSBOURNE Says Worshipping The Devil Protected Him During The Pandemic

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Ozzy Osbourne made a recent, tongue-in-cheek comment on how he has been able to stay safe from the coronavirus amidst the pandemic, citing "Devil...

Video: ALICE COOPER Guitarist NITA STRAUSS Gets Hit In The Head By Broken Cane...

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ALICE COOPER guitarist Nita Strauss had a piece of Alice's cane fly off and hit her in the head during the iconic rocker's concert...

Here Is The Hilarious “Radio Disney” Version Of SLIPKNOT’s ‘Wait And Bleed’

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An absolute internet genius named Andy Rehfeldt has created a 'Radio Disney SLIPKNOT' video of an almost "kid-friendly" version of the classic "Wait And...

Then There Was That Time ZAKK WYLDE Hid A Bag Of His Own S**t...

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With Ozzy Osbourne's iconic 1991 album 'No More Tears' celebrating it's 30th anniversary this year, longtime Ozzy shredder Zakk Wylde and album producer Duane...

LAMB OF GOD’s ‘Laid to Rest’ Featured In ‘Chip N’ Dale: Rescue Rangers’ Reboot

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Virginia groove metal band LAMB OF GOD's song "Laid To Rest" is featured in the new Chip n' Dale: Rescue Rangers movie on Disney+. According...

PANTERA’s DIMEBAG DARRELL Once Bought INCUBUS Wranglers To Replace Their ‘Baggy Jeans’

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According to singer Brandon Boyd, late PANTERA guitarist Dimebag Darrell Abbott once bought the members of INCUBUS Wrangler jeans to let them know how...

Police Are Now Involved In The BRASS AGAINST Onstage Pee Incident

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It seems that BRASS AGAINST are now dealing with the backlash from their onstage incident which saw lead singer Sophia Urista urinate on a...

GARY HOLT Celebrates His Hate-On For The KARDASHIANS And KANYE WEST With New Picks

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EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt still has a "hate-on", or at the very least a dislike, for the Kardashians as shown with the release of...

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Releases Rap Song ‘B.I.G. L.I.E. As Alter Ego SKOLY-D

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HU$H MONEY, the rap duo featuring "Skoly-D", the alter ego of TESTAMENT guitarist Alex Skolnick, and Kimmy G (Kimmy Gordon), have released their first...

TOOL’s MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN Demonstrates Technique To Avoid Getting Slapped By WILL SMITH

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TOOL vocalist Maynard James Keenan has addressed actor Will Smith storming onstage during this year's Academy Awards and slapping Chris Rock in a new...

MACHINE GUN KELLY Was Featured As A ‘Jeopardy!’ Clue But Nobody Guessed It

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Rap rocker Machine Gun Kelly was recently used as a clue on the game show Jeopardy!, however none of the contestants got the answer...or...

YOKO ONO Actually Doesn’t Sound That Bad Singing Over Metal Riffs

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Comedic shredder, and internet genius of the week, Andre Antunes, has uploaded a video to his YouTube channel of Yoko Ono's "unique" singing styles...

Watch The NHL’s DETROIT RED WINGS Use THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER As Entrance Music

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The Detroit Red Wings entered the rink for a recent game against the Winnipeg Jets while THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER's "On Stirring Seas Of...

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Slams WILL SMITH For Hitting CHRIS ROCK At Academy Awards

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TESTAMENT guitarist Alex Skolnick has slammed Will Smith for slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Academy Awards. Skolnick reacted after Smith interrupted Chris Rock's introduction...

Check Out This A.I. That Generates Fake Metal Band Names, Album Titles And Cover...

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Struggling with coming up with the perfect, brutal name for your band? Wanna just follow a really cool, metal themed, artificial intelligence on Twitter...

TENACIOUS D Announce Summer 2002 Tour Dates

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TENACIOUS D will make their triumphant return to the road next summer, taking part in a brief run which kicks off in early June...

MACHINE GUN KELLY Accused Of Plagiarizing PARAMORE On Recent BMTH Collaboration

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Machine Gun Kelly has ben under numerous accusations of plagiarism after the recent release of his new single “Maybe“. The song sees Machine Gun Kelly...

AWKWARD: Christian Worship Band Plays On A Packed Plane

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An acoustic Christian band took the opportunity to sing their praises to a packed airplane in a video that has since gone viral online. According...

STAIND’s AARON LEWIS Blames Democrats For ‘Every Scar That Exists On This Country’

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STAIND frontman Aaron Lewis has accused the U.S. Democratic Party of fighting against civil rights and of having a long, sordid history of discrimination. Lewis...

Video: LIMP BIZKIT’s FRED DURST Sports His Latest New Look At Mexico’s VIVE LATINO...

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LIMP BIZKIT's Fred Durst has unleashed his latest his new look during the band's first concert of 2022, which went down over the weekend...

We Did A Mini-Mash Up Of MACHINE HEAD’s ‘Darkness Within’ And ‘Careless Whisper’ By...

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Have you ever noticed how the beginning of the MACHINE HEAD track 'Darkness Within' seems to match up perfectly with the bridge from 'Careless...

Check Out This Halloween Lighting Display Set to AVENGED SEVENFOLD’s “Nightmare”

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YouTuber Charlie Ray has uploaded a video displaying his home which is now officially all set for Halloween with a lighting display set to...

TED NUGENT On Songwriting: “I Don’t Compose Songs, I Ejaculate Them”

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The "Motor-City Madman" recently sat down for an interview with "The Jeremy White Show", and spoke about his musical creation process. He said (as...

There’s Now A Guitar Pedal That Turns Every Note You Play Into A Fart

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So now there's apparently a guitar pedal that will make your playing sound like literal "shit". Well, flatulence to be specific. Ladies and gentlemen...

Some Dude Actually Made The Video Game In RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS’ ‘Californication’ Video

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According to Classic Rock, a developer by the name of Miquel Camps Orteza has made the video game featured in RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS'...

LIL NAS X Reps Deathgrind Band HATEMONGER In Recent Interview

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LIL NAS X recently gave an interview where he was sporting the t-shirt of Chicago Deathgrind band HATEMONGER. The rapper/singer sported the brutal swag, sleeveless,...

MACHINE GUN KELLY Says The Rock Genre “Needed A Defibrillator”

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Machine Gun Kelly has said that rock music "needed a defibrillator" and claims that he played a part in reviving the genre. In a new...
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